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Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I’ll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
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fancytailcoats:

A second image set of the Repo!/Devil’s Carnival crew, because it’s been a while since I posted anything on the subject. Whispers: I’m sorry fandom.

shadowworldforever:

WHAT CLARY YOU SMART LITTLE REDHEAD

shadowworldforever:

WHAT CLARY YOU SMART LITTLE REDHEAD

clockworckprincess:

So the other day I was thinking:

We have this scene:

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And this one:

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And this one: 

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And this one: 

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and then we have THIS ONE: 

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You know what is the only thing all of this has in common?
THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!!!

real-girl-in-a-fictional-world:

Clary and Jonathan sitting next to each other. By the angel, if Jonathan turns Clary into a dark shadowhunter and Jace dies, it’s not going to end well. 
I think this book is going to destroy me emotionally

real-girl-in-a-fictional-world:

Clary and Jonathan sitting next to each other. By the angel, if Jonathan turns Clary into a dark shadowhunter and Jace dies, it’s not going to end well.
I think this book is going to destroy me emotionally

solomonnomolos:

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solomonnomolos:

#fandoms #fangirl #harrypotter #wizard #hogwarts #mortalinstruments #clary #clace #jace #divergent #allegiant #tris #tobias #fourtris #hungergames #katniss #peeta #everlark #mahogany #percyjackson #demigod #percabeth #vampireacademy #romitri #infernaldevices #tessa #will #ducks #mango #doctorwho by fandomfeels___ http://instagram.com/p/m67QTUTIPn/

COHF spoilers from Cassie’s twitter Q&A

Me: So when do they fuck?

cassandraclare:

"Hi Cassandra! I’m one of your italian fans and I really ship Clace…but…should I be worried about what will happen to them in CoHF? — thunderiswishperinginmyear "

Yes.

"Hey Cassie! I am a heavy sizzy and malec shipper. Im just wondering if I should be preparing my heart for some serious…

cassandraclare:

A while ago, I was discussing the “dirty sexy alley scene” from City of Fallen Angels with Cassandra Jean.
Her: What’s the DSAS?
Me: Many years ago in the Shadowhunter fandom, someone dubbed the scene in COFA “the dirty sexy alley scene.” Then they all started getting monikers like that — Dirty Sexy Bedroom Scene, Dirty Sexy Club Scene, etc. At the moment they are:
DSAS: the alley scene from CoFA
DSBS: Tessa and Jem in the bedroom from Clockwork Prince
DSCS: Jace and Clary in the club in Lost Souls
DSDS: Will and Tessa together in the dungeon/cell in Princess
DSES: Clary and Jace in an “E” place that is as yet unidentified but apparently underwater. :)

It seems to be one per book, since there’s no Dirty Sexy Balcony scene for Will and Tessa, or Bedroom Scenes for Simon and Izzy or Maia and Jordan or Alec and Magnus. I don’t know why, though!”

So Cassandra Jean kindly offered to draw them. Who am I to say no? So have a little Sexy Club Scene from Lost Souls.

ETA: CLARY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR HAND

cassandraclare:

A while ago, I was discussing the “dirty sexy alley scene” from City of Fallen Angels with Cassandra Jean.

Her: What’s the DSAS?

Me: Many years ago in the Shadowhunter fandom, someone dubbed the scene in COFA “the dirty sexy alley scene.” Then they all started getting monikers like that — Dirty Sexy Bedroom Scene, Dirty Sexy Club Scene, etc. At the moment they are:

DSAS: the alley scene from CoFA
DSBS: Tessa and Jem in the bedroom from Clockwork Prince
DSCS: Jace and Clary in the club in Lost Souls
DSDS: Will and Tessa together in the dungeon/cell in Princess
DSES: Clary and Jace in an “E” place that is as yet unidentified but apparently underwater. :)
It seems to be one per book, since there’s no Dirty Sexy Balcony scene for Will and Tessa, or Bedroom Scenes for Simon and Izzy or Maia and Jordan or Alec and Magnus. I don’t know why, though!”
So Cassandra Jean kindly offered to draw them. Who am I to say no? So have a little Sexy Club Scene from Lost Souls.
ETA: CLARY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR HAND

tmiifdfan:

Rereading a series is like going through old photo albums and baby books of your otp

"Aww look at that this page was when they first met."

theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

shertockhotmes:

My goddess does not want sheep sacrifices. She’s fine with just looking at them.

blacklistecl:

aw ily

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babe u ok

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no don’t leave me

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WHY 

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